Posted 1 hour ago

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(Source: teamfreespooks)

Posted 1 day ago

straightannabeth:

brienne-of—tarth:

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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I was staring at this like ‘what does calculator have to do with farming?’ and then i realised…

Posted 2 weeks ago

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

(Source: zhukini)

Posted 3 weeks ago

No one decides my fate but me.

(Source: paulsexlewski)

Posted 3 weeks ago

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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Posted 3 weeks ago

amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

Posted 4 weeks ago

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

Posted 1 month ago

imagineyouricon:

Imagine a miniature version of your icon riding around in your pocket and giving you good advice.

Posted 1 month ago

punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM

NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

(Source: sodomies)

Posted 1 month ago

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

Posted 1 month ago

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic)

Posted 1 month ago

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

Posted 2 months ago

intensional:

this child is just like me when i get tickled 

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
Graphic Battle ♔ Round 1 - Princesses Belle + Smiling
↳ (clariissafray vs hookfire)

(Source: annalail)